2012 SVRG Awards


Posted on February 12th, by Leigh in SVRG Skaters. 2 comments

Skaters, Referees, NSOs, Volunteers and friends gathered on Sunday, December 30 to celebrate the 2012 season and hand out a number of awards. The air was chilly, but the league was out in full force as it celebrated team and league accomplishments, and geared up for 2013.

Special thanks to Belle Wringer and Mona Stat for organizing the awards, and to Absolutely Scabulous for coordinating with the excellent venue, the Naglee Park Garage.

Stats-Based Awards for the Dot.Kamikazes

  • Most Effective Dot (player with highest average point differential): Mad 4 Gravy (20 @ 1.25)
  • Most Effective Jammer (jammer with highest average point differential): Absolutely Scabulous (20 @ .5)
  • Most Effective Blocker (blocker with highest average point differential): Zootown Throwdown (20 @ 0.62)
  • Lead Jammer (jammer with highest lead jammer percentage): Bad Tempt-Her (20 @ 48%)
  • Bad Girl (most penalties): Pia Mess with 84 minors and 40 majors
  • Bad Girl Runner Up: Sasha Degrader with 70 minors and 36 majors
  • Good Girl (least penalties): Mad 4 Gravy with 3 minors and no majors
  • Good Girl Runner Up: Lizapalooza with 10 minors 7 majors
  • High Scoring Jammer (average per game): Bad Tempt-Her (20 @ 37.22)
  • High Scoring Jammer (average per jam): Catherine Beata Bones (20 @ 4.30)
  • High Scoring Jammer (highest scoring game): Bad Tempt-Her with 61 points, 4/14 vs. Rage City Rollergirls
  • Highest Scoring Jam of the Season: 4/14 vs. Assassination City Roller Derby, Period 1, Jam 8 for 29 points. Jammer: Pia Mess Pivot: Absolutely Scabulous Blockers: Tennessee Smitan, Smash 'N Burn, Zootown Throwdown

Stats-Based Awards for Killabytes

  • Most Effective Killa (player with highest average point differential): Volcanic Ash (20 @ 6.17)
  • Most Effective Jammer (jammer with highest average point differential): Unleasha Moore (20 @ 3.95)
  • Most Effective Blocker (blocker with highest average point differential): Volcanic Ash (20 @ 6.08)
  • Lead Jammer (jammer with high lead percentage): Unleasha Moore (20 @ 73%)
  • Bad Girl (most penalties): Juicy K. Tore with 35 minors and 20 majors
  • Bad Girl Runner Up: Skirt Vonna-Gut with 21 minors and 12 majors
  • Good Girl (least penalties): Tennessee Smitan with 4 minors and 3 majors
  • Good Girl Runner Up: Mona Stat with 4 minors and 5 majors
  • High Scoring Jammer (average per game): Mongoose (20 @ 41.67)
  • High Scoring Jammer (average per jam): Unleasha Moore (20 @ 5.68)
  • High Scoring Jammer (highest scoring game) Skirt Vonna-Gut with 52 points, 6/23 vs. 5 City Roller Kitties
  • Highest Scoring Jam of the Season:  6/23 vs. 5 City Roller Kitties Period 2, Jam 12 for 33 points and a Star Pass. Jammer: Skirt Vonna-Gut Pivot: Juicy K. Tore Blockers: Asian Orange, Jem Jones, Culo Whippin’
eSVie Awards for the Killabytes
  • Brain on Wheels: LauRAWR
  • Greatest Advancement in Skill: Culo Whippin’
  • Most Likely to Help You Out of a Jam: Culo Whippin’
  • Best Team Player: Patty Hearse
  • Hardest Hitter: Jem Jones
  • Cool, Calm and Collected: Volcanic Ash
  • Best Attitude: Patty Hearse
  • Most Versatile: Surge
  • Most Feared: Culo Whippin’
  • Takes a Lickin’ and Keeps on Tickin’: Unleasha Moore
  • Best Swagger: Skirt Vonna-Gut and Avida Sane (tie)

eSVie Awards for the Dot.Kamikazes

  • Brain on Wheels: Bionic BabyDoll
  • Greatest Advancement in Skill: Bionic BabyDoll
  • Most to Help You Out of a Jam: Smash 'N Burn and Belle Wringer (tie)
  • Best Team Player: Bionic BabyDoll
  • Hardest Hitter: Sasha Degrader
  • Cool, Calm and Collected: Bionic Babydoll
  • Best Attitude: Zootown Throwdown
  • Most Versatile: Catherine Beata Bones
  • Most Feared: Sasha Degrader
  • Takes a Lickin’ and Keeps on Tickin’: Mongoose
  • Best Swagger: Absolutely Scabulous and Juicy K. Tore (tie)

eSVie Awards for the Tech Support (Referees and NSOs)

  • Cool, Calm and Collected: Jonny Demonic
  • Best Falls: Teddy Wreck-Spin
  • Most Knowledgeable: Jonny Demonic
  • Most Love for the Job: Bookslinger
  • Sneakers Award (NSOs and other non-skating volunteers): TaraByte

Additional Awards:

  • Hard Driver of the Year: Skater Tots
  • Skaters’ Choice: Bionic BabyDoll
  • Committee Favorite: Bullet Sucker for Community Service
  • Best Attendance: Culo Whippin’ with 233 hours
  • Most Public Relations and Fundraising Hours: Surge with 41 hours
  • Most Community Service Hours: Culo Whippin’ with 27 hours




2 Responses to “2012 SVRG Awards”

  1. Wendy says:

    Nice awards! What does eSVie mean? :)

  2. Leigh says:

    Hi Wendy,
    Basically, "eSVie" is the pronunciation of "SV." These are awards voted on by league members, as opposed to being based on season statistics.

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