Hall of Pain


Hall of Pain 2012 Edition

Posted on June 18th, by demonic in Hall of Pain, Sponsors, Unsung Heroes, Volunteers. Comments Off

Hurry! Someone call the WHAMbulance!

It has been a while since we posted pics of our battle wounds. Here are some of our favorites in case there was any doubt in your mind that roller derby was a full-contact sport. WARNING: Don’t scroll down if you’re squeamish!

Thanks to our medics for volunteering their time and expertise at our bouts and scrimmage practices:

Andrew Aragon
Karen Carlsen
Brandon Christensen
Jeff Chung
Katie Hensel
Isaak Huerta
Michelle Park

We also appreciate the generous services of our sponsor, Dr. Mike Rogerson. Rogerson Chiropractic is a family and sports chiropractic clinic in Santa Clara.


Hall of Pain: Fox takes one to the face

Posted on March 21st, by demonic in Hall of Pain. 8 comments

OK, I have two admissions to make: one, I named this post based on search engine potential; and two, thankfully, *very* thankfully, our Hall of Pain has been relatively barren so far this season (that sound you hear is my knuckles pounding on my IKEA desk, which is hopefully real wood) and since this was my face, I can say I'm stretching the whole pain part. Given my previous life in kickboxing and barroom brawling, I hardly earned this black eye, but heck, it was real purdy so I figured I'd post it.

Please note the Goth pose was adopted so that you could actually distinguish the black eye from the eye that merely has swollen, pronounced bags underneath it thanks to the recent procurement of my dissertation and the requisite inversely proportional relationship between maniacal editing and sleep.

Anyway, I took ... Read More »


Hall of Pain: Absolutely Scabulous eats rink

Posted on February 16th, by demonic in Hall of Pain, Roller Derby. Comments Off

No, that's not a fine goatee AbScab is sporting. In the midst of some hot derby action at practice last week, she took a full on sprawl and met the floor chin first. Thankfully, she had her mouthguard in, so she only ate floor and not her own tongue. The result was this lovely bruise and a raging headache the next day. Hot!

AbScab is thankful to still have her pretty teefs, and so would like this to serve as a public service announcement: ALWAYS WEAR YOUR MOUTHGUARD!


Hall of Pain: Steffen Razor's knee

Posted on December 22nd, by demonic in Hall of Pain, SVRG Skaters. Comments Off

KillaByte co-captain, Dot.Kamikaze, and recently elected SVRG General Manager Steffen Razor knew she had knee surgery on the horizon, so she squeezed in one last skate at the Red Red Holiday tournament (where her team, Orange, came in 3rd) and then hopped on the surgical table four days later.

According to the doc, Stef's knee problems preceded her derby involvement, but given the stress that derby puts on the knees, her sporting didn't help. Essentially, her cartilage ended up with the consistency of sauerkraut, leading to fluid retention and stiffness in the knee. You can read the details about her injury and procedure at Rantin' Razor.

In the meantime, send your well wishes and thoughts. Heal fast, Razor! Can't wait to see you back on skates next season!


Hall of Pain: Death by Dollface's shoulder

Posted on June 21st, by demonic in Hall of Pain. 1 Comment

At practice on January 25th, an unruly shoelace felled the mighty Dollface by coming undone, wrapping around her skate, and causing her to plummet toward the concrete floor shoulder-first. The resulting injury was a rotator cuff tear with a nearly one-inch long break in the humerus. After nearly two months of pain and therapy, she underwent surgery on April 2; see pictures below. Now she is on the road to recovery, and SVRG eagerly awaits her return to the rink later this summer!


Hall of Pain: Feisty Irish breaks her nose

Posted on June 9th, by demonic in Hall of Pain, SVRG Skaters. 1 Comment

At our very first bout this season against Central Coast, Feisty took a sharp hit to the face. Putting the feist in feisty, she continued skating throughout the jam and waited until after the bout to hit the ER. Diagnosis: one broken nose. Here's a supportive Donna Diggler pointing out the damage:

Fortunately Feisty's healed completely!


Hall of Pain: Pia gets a shiner

Posted on June 4th, by demonic in Hall of Pain. 1 Comment

Last night while scrimmaging Pia took not one but two hits to the eye...yowch! Pia had assured Lindsay Lohanded, who was returning from a knee injury, that she could hit Pia. After this blow, Pia said she should have clarified: "Legally!" Then she took a second hit to the same place, but she insisted on continuing to skate in the jam even as her eye nearly swelled shut. That's some tough for ya!

UPDATE: Day 2. Look at that vibrant red! Be careful or Lady GaGa is going to rip that off for her next look.


Skater of the Month: Postal Servix

Posted on May 18th, by demonic in Hall of Pain, Skater of the Month, SVRG Skaters. Comments Off

Postal Servix (formerly known as Secret Servix) is one of the KillaBytes' secret weapons. She's an all-around great skater with a jammer's speed and a blocker's killer hits (I can attest to this personally, having been knocked off my skates by one of her potent c-blocks!) Off the rink, she has helped coordinate volunteer opportunities for the team, including a demo at AchieveKids (where she teaches special needs students) and May's volunteer event, the Walk for Autism.

How did you get into roller derby?

I saw an ad on Craigslist and became obsessed with the subculture! I have always loved to skate, but never fit in with the traditional jocks.

What kind of skating skills or athletic abilities did you have before starting derby?

I was a pretty good skater, but I wasn't very agile and my endurance sucked. I have NEVER played a ... Read More »


Hall of Pain update: Double Knuckle$$'s arm hurts to look at

Posted on May 13th, by demonic in Hall of Pain. Comments Off

In case you didn't see the previous post, Double Knuckle$$ had the misfortune of sustaining multiple falls right on the exact same durned spot before, during, and after May Day Massacre. She provided us with this visual update of her arm...yee-owch! I think it looks like she was stranded out on the tundra for a week and incurred severe frostbite. Don't worry, she assured us it's not going to fall off. Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery!


Hall of Pain: The Juice is bruised!

Posted on May 11th, by demonic in Hall of Pain. Comments Off

This is a classic from our files. Miss Juicy K. Tore thanks practicing C-blocks with Brawllen Angel for this beaut!



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