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Skater of the Month - April 2010 Height/Weight: 5'8" and a buck sixty of pure fierceness Hometown: San Francisco, CA, the center of true fabuloscity and flare! Blood Type: Platinum Why did you pick this name and number? I think I'm pretty damn fabulous. And a hot mess most of the time. I can't keep my mouth shut or stay focused for more than 5 minutes. I have an unreasonable number of earrings, hair products and clothes. Turn offs: Canadian Tuxedos (denim on denim action), visors, and busted grills Turn ons: Ambition, buying the first, second and third rounds, and Diamonds, dahling! Personal Motto: Take pride in women that defy, exceed or trifle with conventional expectations Pet Peeves: The noise that styrafoam makes, girls that wear Dr. Scholl's in their stilettos (grow a pair, will ya?), Jealous bitches, don't hate me cause you ain't me! Favorite Dirty Phrase: We've increased your credit limit Super Power: I kill 'em with kindess! People don't know what's really behind my big old smile...wouldn't you like to know!? Who would play you in a movie? Probably a gay man, let's be honest. Known on the track for: Leaving you in the dust. My dust sparkles too. Favorite Skaters: Postal Servix is my unofficial derby big sis. And of course, Lil Booty, Tirah, Miche and Catie and the rest of my bootcamp girlies! |
