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CynTax
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KillaBytes Takes a Lickin & Keeps on Tickin 2009
Why did you pick this name/number? Because I'm a tax accountant and I'm easy Weapon Of Choice: Rock hard ass, bony shoulders, sharp tongue Favorite derby move/position: The fake out/Jammer Name your poison: Vodka, bitch beer Known on the track for: Speed/Agility Idea of the perfect date: Ends in a pile of sweaty, bruised, exhausted flesh however we end up that way is immaterial Turn ons: Razor sharp wit, vertically challenged, high IQ, athleticism, spunk, attitude Turn offs: Flakiness, Bullshit, Tact, Apathy, Serenity Favorite Food: Anything Indian, Hoisin Ginger Eggplant Height/Weight: 5 foot nothin', 100 pounds soaking wet Blood Type: Cold Occupation By Day: Accountant Occupation By Night: Jillin' off/She Bopin' Do you have a derby wife? Miss Meggly Any obsessed fans? All the losers of the world Things I enjoy outside of derby are: Brawlin' and Ballin' Pet peeves: Disarray Previous derby background: B.A.D. Girls Personal Motto: GFY (go fuck yourself) |