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KillaBytes Takes a Lickin & Keeps on Tickin 2009

Why did you pick this name/number? Because I'm a tax accountant and I'm easy

Weapon Of Choice: Rock hard ass, bony shoulders, sharp tongue

Favorite derby move/position: The fake out/Jammer

Name your poison: Vodka, bitch beer

Known on the track for: Speed/Agility

Idea of the perfect date: Ends in a pile of sweaty, bruised, exhausted flesh however we end up that way is immaterial

Turn ons: Razor sharp wit, vertically challenged, high IQ, athleticism, spunk, attitude

Turn offs: Flakiness, Bullshit, Tact, Apathy, Serenity

Favorite Food: Anything Indian, Hoisin Ginger Eggplant

Height/Weight: 5 foot nothin', 100 pounds soaking wet

Blood Type: Cold

Occupation By Day: Accountant

Occupation By Night: Jillin' off/She Bopin'

Do you have a derby wife? Miss Meggly

Any obsessed fans? All the losers of the world

Things I enjoy outside of derby are: Brawlin' and Ballin'

Pet peeves: Disarray

Previous derby background: B.A.D. Girls

Personal Motto: GFY (go fuck yourself)

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