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Why did you pick this name? Because I'm an evil leopard-print-loving creampuff, and Sugar Muffin just sounded a little too wussy for roller derby Hometown: Boston (I'm a Masshole) Weapon of choice: A dirty look and a beer bottle Name your poison: vodka in all of its lovely forms Vices: the 3 S's: the sauce, smoking, and Scorpios Idea of the perfect date: drinking, debauchery, and a midnight zombie flick Turn Ons: tattoos, laughter, loyalty, and integrity Turn Offs: negative attitudes, judgment, and drama. Life is too short, people! Blood Type: Way above the legal limit for alcohol content Occupation By Day: Advising people in their careers Occupation By Night: Advising people that they are not partying hard enough Do you have a derby wife? My little pocket rocket, Cyn-tax What actress would play you in a movie about SVRG? Zooey Deschanel Derby playlist: The Distillers (Beat Your Heart Out), Anti-Nowhere League (Animal), Gang Green (Alcohol), The Cult (Fire Woman), Billy Idol (Rebel Yell), Agent Orange (Bloodstains), and The Stooges (My Idea of Fun) Things I enjoy outside of derby are: tripping blind people, road raging, parking in handicapped spots, sending pizzas to eating disorder meetings, swearing at small children, and snuggling |
