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KillaBytes Brain on Wheels 2009
KillaBytes Most Versatile 2009
Skater of the Month - May 2009

Any derby injuries? I broke my ankle my first season, my foot my second season, and I sprained my other ankle at the beginning of this season, I think I'm over it!

Any derby nemesis? My wife, Knuckles DeVille. When we scrimmage against each other, its ON. We can never seem to knock each other down, but it's not from lack of trying :).

Do you have a derby wife? Knuckles and I got married at our F-VDay even this year. I liked it so I put a ring on it!

Favorite derby move: Booty hits and block-whip combos.

Favorite Dirty Word: Douche. Douchebag. Douche Nozzle.

Favorite Food: Sushi, steak, breakfast food, fro yo, and BBQ.

Hometown: St. Louis, MO.

Known on the track for: Being sturdy. And having a donkey butt.

Name Your Poison: Good red wine and imported or micro brewed beer.

Occupation by Day: Teacher

Pet peeves: Arrogance, immaturity, B.O.(excluding pad stank, that's just good defense).

Position: Jammer/blocker

Things I enjoy outside of derby are: Reading, watching TV, snuggling with my over-weight lap-cats, knitting, hanging with my roomies, Smash N' Burn and Jaques Strappe, chaperoning my wife when she's drunk in public, riding around on my Vespa.

Weapon of Choice: Cutting sarcasm

Why did you pick this name/number? I like dirty puns and 314 is the area code of St. Louis city

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