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Captain - Dot.Kamikazes
Dot.Kamikazes Cool, Calm, and Collected 2009 Full Name: Smackford P. Dahliaworth Height: 6'20" If you could jam against any celebrity, who would it be? Hmm, someone I can't stand like Mariah Carey Signature Move: Smack Attack or SmackDown What actress would play you? From what people tell me it'd be Julia Roberts or Liv Tyler Favorite Movie: Election Favorite Ice Cream: Anything from Maggie Mudds Favorite Derby Move: Trash talking Favorite Dirty Word: Tallywhacker Turn Ons: music, vegan dessert Turn Offs: turtlenecks, mock turtlenecks Why did you pick your derby name? I love books and TV about true crimes. What do your parents think of derby? They're my biggest fans, although they also think I should wear shoulder pads, padded shorts, and shin guards. Superpower: Shiny lip gloss Motto to live by: "I have an irrepressible desire to live until I can be assured that the world is a little better for my having lived in it." - Abraham Lincoln. |
