Full Name: Smackford P. Dahliaworth

Height: 6'20"

If you could jam against any celebrity, who would it be? Hmm, someone I can't stand like Mariah Carey

Signature Move: Smack Attack or SmackDown

What actress would play you? From what people tell me it'd be Julia Roberts or Liv Tyler

Favorite Movie: Election

Favorite Ice Cream: Anything from Maggie Mudds

Favorite Derby Move: Trash talking

Favorite Dirty Word: Tallywhacker

Turn Ons: music, vegan dessert

Turn Offs: turtlenecks, mock turtlenecks

Why did you pick your derby name? I love books and TV about true crimes.

What do your parents think of derby? They're my biggest fans, although they also think I should wear shoulder pads, padded shorts, and shin guards.

Superpower: Shiny lip gloss

Motto to live by: "I have an irrepressible desire to live until I can be assured that the world is a little better for my having lived in it." - Abraham Lincoln.

About | News | Calendar | Recruiting | Rules | Photos | Profiles | Shop | Sponsors | Contact

©2008 Silicon Valley Roller Girls Powered by: Via Derby