SVRG Home Opener 2014
Twas the week before bout day, and all through the rink,
Everyone was preparing for the enemies to be beat.
The banners were hung, home opener twenty-fourteen,
Uniforms made ready in black, white, and green.
Dot.Kamikazes scheming all through the night,
KillaBytes planning everything just right.
Sweet dreams of victory playing in their heads,
SVRG is ready to take down the Undead.
Come see the conquest, you’ll wish you were there,
This Saturday at 6, be there or be square!
This Saturday, February 22, 2014, come watch SVRG’s Dot.Kamikazes and KillaBytes battle against the Undead Betties and The Damned! The bouts are sure to be action packed with smashing hits and clever schemes.
SVRGs teams have a very exciting 2014 season! The All-Star Team, the Dot.Kamikazes (ranked 62nd) are kicking off a season full of home and away bouts. The Dots are busy preparing for not only this Saturday, but also for two tournaments: the Dustbowl Tournament in Bakersfield, CA and The Big O Tournament in Eugene, OR. They’ll be taking on additional WFTDA-ranked teams this season including SoCal Roller Derby (San Diego), San Fernando Valley Roller Derby, and Jet City Roller Derby with hopes of being invited to Divisionals later in the Fall.
The B-team, your KillaBytes, will be starting their local season strong with this weekend’s home opener. The Killas have some fierce competition this season, as well as earning an invitation to the Battle for the Coast Tournament in April.
The Hard-Drivers, SVRG’s C-level team, will be starting their second season, with hopes of bringing home the “C-Team Tournament” championship once again! Watch the Hard Drivers play their first Home Opener on March 15th.
Let’s not forget SVRG’s Junior Derby league, SVRG 2.0! The day after SVRG’s home opener, our very own dazzling jerby girls will take on Hollister Derby Girls at Noon.
Come on out for a full weekend of fantastic derby! You can buy your tickets in advance at http://svrg2014season-feb22.brownpapertickets.com/. Last minute plans to come join us? Have no fear, you can still buy your tickets at the door on Saturday. See you there!